(See, that’s rap talk, right?) Okay, here goes: “I was having lots of fun at Busch Gardens today. Please don’t laugh-this is my first rap for my peeps and my crew, so I’m just rappin’ lyrical for me, and one for my homies. Anyway, I thought I would help out by writing some positive, non-angry, upbeat lyrics that edIT can show to his rapper friends so they’ll sound more like the happy millionaire celebrities that they are. By the way, a “mix,” I believe, is what you add to gin (like juice) when you’re chillin’ with your posse in your crib (which must mean you have small children sleeping in your home). They should be really happy, one would think, but often they sound very grumpy, which always strikes me as odd for millionaire celebrity rappers, which I assume DJ edIT produces or mixes. They’re rich, successful entrepreneurs, and everybody obviously wants to hang out with them and go to “da club” and drink Cristal and look thoroughly bored at all the women gesticulating around them. I always wonder what rappers have to be so angry about. In fact, a lot of times, when you’re listening to rap, they’ll say something and you stop and think, “Did he really just say what I thought he said?” but you try to convince yourself that’s not what you heard because nobody dropped an easy pass. In a rap song, even though they’re saying the same things, since it’s set to music, it just floats by. But when the fans say it, they’re yelling, which can really get on your nerves. I love rappers, because they use such colorful phrases-stuff you usually only hear from fans at a Redskins football game when a receiver is wide open in the flat and drops a ball thrown right into his hands. It’s actually named after the popular DJ, producer, and musician, and that right there is enough for me, especially since he gets to work with hip-hop artists and rappers. Man, did I luck out on the name of this chapter: edIT. Photo by Scott Kelby Exposure: 1/800 sec | Focal Length: 18mm | Aperture Value: ƒ/4
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